jesus

Worlds greatest con artist

Jesus: "I can walk on water, honest..."

by BoredGuy101 March 16, 2009

Jesus

prononoced Haysaus hay saus hay-saus a chump.

jesus (haysaus) does believe he is miraculous.

by batman and umpire atagachu January 13, 2021

`Jesus

The man you slept with last night.

I woke up and in my bed next to me was `Jesus.

by Jesus Christoher March 22, 2009

Jesus

If you don't know who Jesus is you're retarded

Bob: "Praise Jesus!"
Joe: "Who's that?"
Bob: "My mexican friend who saved my flowers from weeds!"
Joe: "How extrordinary!"

by p69er June 23, 2009

Jesus

Main character in Son-O-God comics. Worlds first Ophthalmologist/Orthopedist. Suspected communist.

Q. Why did Jesus cross the road?

A. Because he was nailed to the chicken.

by scut monkey August 9, 2009

Jesus

An anti-war pinko and welfare state advocate who lived in ancient Israel.

Uninformed Reactionary Prick: Who is this Heyzeus fella? Sounds like a goddamned commie if ya ask me. Turn the other cheek..... what kinda pinko made up that bullshit?

URP #2: I ain't givin my hard earned money to them lazy poor people. What kinda bleeding-heart tree-humper came up with that idea? Jesus? Where'd ya here that from? The bible? Your pullin my leg.

by unpigeonholeable July 23, 2009

Jesus

1. a Man that does tricks
2. a fictional character

1. I will turn water into wine
2. Hey! Did you read the Bible? there's this guy called Jesus in it.

by Jospeh526 February 27, 2008