Alternative phrases for da "No stiffs, glans, or butts" saying could be either, "No orifs i.e., "orifices", as in coochies, mouths, or rectums, glands i.e., genitals that excrete fluids, such as boobs, cocks, or balls, or butts", or "No quifs slang for "queefs", or vaginal gas-expulsions during sex, glans, or butts".
by QuacksO November 27, 2021
Get the No stiffs, glans, or buttsmug. S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
by sound recollection October 17, 2025
Get the STIFFmug. "I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018
Get the Stiff Troublemug. by Souperman1234 September 4, 2010
Get the Biff the Stiffmug. When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
Get the Stiff as a Ballmug. To be stiff is to not let things slide, and to keep things 100 percent all the time. Getting straight to the point not idling around
If niggas gone keep playing like I’m soft ima be that hoe ass nigga y’all scared of, if y’all want me to act stiff I’ll act stiff bro ain’t shit bout slide round me
by anonymous September 14, 2020
Get the stiffmug. by Boobz34 August 16, 2022
Get the stiff dylanmug.