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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Lugoo Basto

Lugoo basto (noun, slang; derogatory)
A mocking term meaning “spaghetti legs”, used to insult someone with very skinny, thin, or weak-looking legs. The phrase suggests legs that resemble strands of spaghetti—long, narrow, and lacking strength—and is typically used in a teasing, sarcastic, or openly insulting way.
Example:
“Put on some pants, man—those lugoo basto are freezing just looking at them.”
Note: The term is informal and offensive, and usually used in jokes, banter, or bullying contexts rather than neutral description.
by Gino67 December 21, 2025
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Drawing si Baste Duterte

An event in 2025 where Sebastian Duterte challened the PNP Chief in a fight. The PNP Chief welcomed the invite and provided even provided the venue. Sebastian Duterte then fled to Singapore to avoid said fight.
by shouldhaveregbackin2005 July 26, 2025
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Hoke county turkey baster

The act of wife fisting your asshole with a hand full of shit
Last night my wife gave me a hoke county turkey baster
by Body duck December 3, 2025
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