by ••••••••••••••• April 12, 2024

the sport that was made for babies who don't feel like kicking a ball and running up and down a 110 yard field!!
basketball is for babies
by D E L A N E E UHHHH June 17, 2018

When something is recommended to you repeatedly, so much so that it puts you off said thing forever.
Man, I never ended up watching that movie due to the basketball diary effect - it was recommended to me so many times, I just started rewatching Party of Five.
by martypartyparty April 26, 2021

by The doctors fuck buddy January 14, 2021

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.
by Nono 23 July 6, 2020

A basketball widow is a woman whose man is figuratively married to the beautiful game. He can't tear himself away from the box except in extenuating circumstances (not including grabbing a can of beer during breaks)
My friend complains that she's now a basketball widow; once the game is on, her husband has time for no one and nothing else but his TV and his mentor with whom he analyzes each game all season long.
by Miz Pee November 4, 2019
