Alaskan Baptism

Having sex on a frozen lake, preferably on one in Alaska

"Man, my butt got stuck to the ice during that Alaskan Baptism."

by FriendlyNeighborhoodNightwing April 11, 2017

John The Baptist

The Most elite Player to ever play Ashenempires (tm.)

To be more popular then God.

Damn that John The Baptist is amazing

by John The Baptist February 25, 2005

Irish Baptism

When you're at a party and someone's throwing up in the bathroom, you grab the back of their head and stick it into the toilet!

Yo, I totally gave Seamus an Irish Baptism last night!

by Seamus McCoy March 14, 2013

Baptised

When a man is getting a blow job or hand job then cums on a partners hair.

My mate picked up the other night and was getting head then he baptised her.

by Boosty April 29, 2020

baptised toucan

burke being burke

my best friend is baptised toucan

by amieeandersennn May 17, 2021

Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

baptizee

to spread your baby yogurt all over a girl after performing a swish in basketball

damn, johnny got to baptizee like 3 girls last night after making that smexy 3 point shot

by armandonottouch January 15, 2011