Bandonia

Bandonia is a very far away land for only band kids may vist

Bandonia has the best gov.

by Nether Slayer The Word Maker October 3, 2019

Velvet Baton

My boyfriend's silky hard penis

Take out your velvet baton and service me immediately.

by kathaniel27 October 8, 2009

mischa barton

a slutty girl who thinks she's pretty

oh, she's acting like mischa again

by Tannie March 31, 2005

Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Banonkers

When something is bananas or bonkers, it's a mix of the two words. I was in the garden one day when I looked at one of the trees that i had recently pruned, in a matter of weeks it had doubled in size to my disbelief. I would usually say that this was 'bananas' or 'bonkers' but I got the two mixed up and out came 'banonkers' !!!!

Look at that flying pig....that's banonkers!!!

by jwseanie September 13, 2010

Bastoni

verb. Bastoni is the equivalent to the meaning of 'a small penis'. This word comes from the legend himself Mr. Bastone who had one of the biggest penis' in the world.

Holy that guy last night had a huge bastoni!!!!

by hgfhgfjhf January 23, 2014

Bannon

See: cunt

"You're such a fuckin' Bannon, you know that?"

by Dead Edward January 15, 2018