by HankerWanker October 21, 2025
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Me and my homeboy got so drunk last night we did a Baltimore Lobotomy on the crack addict living in my backyard. Sadly he did not survive the weed i gave him.
by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025
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by seachips January 24, 2025
Get the Baltimore Butthole Yanking mug.first you must let the liquid shit flow into the vessel then your sexual partner will spread their tiny rabbit dropping in the home thrown or bowl of any kind then together like ravenous hogs devour you shit stew. to increase the difficulty you may use a minuscule eating utensil or chopsticks.
by Lar1c August 17, 2024
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by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
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This dude was total amateur hour she called switch and dude went left, had a Baltimore boat wreck. Just awkward...
by Binky D April 10, 2024
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Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
Dude 2 : Bro that's a Baltimore Front Porch.
Dude 1: sick!
by Malmal Migo May 3, 2024
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