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Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning 

verb; action; sexual activity involving a man and a (wo)man where they engage in anal sex while lying in the spooning position. This act occurs only when the "front" spoon is suffering from diarrhea and empties there bowels on the "back" spoon while having anal sex. also known as the cleveland steamer's angry eastern cousin.
guy one: dude, i was with a girl last night and we totally did some Dirty Baltimore Soup Spooning.

guy two: thats disgusting. please tell me it wasn't on your bed.

guy one: no, we used the neighbors picnic table.
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greasy baltimore 

Covering a girl's ass in olive oil and repeatedly smacking it with a paddle while you piss in her throat.
Did you give the receptionist a Greasy Baltimore? She looks like she has had trouble walking and throwing up all day.
greasy baltimore by Your Pal12 September 27, 2013

north baltimore 

North Baltimore is the armpit of northwestern Ohio
north baltimore by TwoBrokeBitches February 20, 2015

Bourbon Street Baltimore 

One of the best clubs in Baltimore, somewhat expensive around $12. Has college nights every thursday (perfect for Towson girls! 3 levels with an outside bar. Pretty sweet.
I'll see you thursday at bourbon street baltimore! Let's dance

charli baltimore 

The amnesiac assassin from The Long Kiss Goodnight.
Charly targets the bald guy's head, raises her .45 and fires.

Also:

Nearby a cricket chirps.

Charly absent-mindedly rolls a steak knife in her fingers.

Eyes far away.

It never occurs to her what she's done until the chirping stops.

Ten feet away, the knife quivers.
charli baltimore by Substatic March 9, 2005

charli baltimore 

Mediocre female rapper who is often mistaken for a clown(red hair).She belongs to Murder Stink alongside the wanksta Ja Rule,talentless BITCH Ashanti and Ass-hole Irv Gotti.

She will never have an album out.Jealous of Foxy Brown and Lil' Kim!
50 Cent disses her.
charli baltimore by Nite August 4, 2003

The Baltimore Handshake 

Doing nasty stuff to a cloaca at Old Town Mall
Look at that dude doing The Baltimore Handshake with that bird behind that dead mall.