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balance

The ability to remain on ones feet.
Game balance:
Ex, Diablo 2 is not balanced. It is very, very unbalanced.
The Vanguard can one shot infantry and do massive damage, and the Magrider can shoot directly.

The Vanguard can run troops over at 30kph. The Magrider needs two runs to do it at 60kph. This is "balance"
by Whatside? August 28, 2004
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Counter Balance

When your walking and somebody pushes you off balence, and you recover by spinning(at least once) to regain your balence in a show off-y way
Bob: Yo the jerk Darnell tried to push me into the lockers again.
John:Really what did you do.
Bob: I counter balanced it and showed him up.

John: Sweet!
by SUIXIS December 8, 2009
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Balanced

Any card in Legends of Runeterra that has "Frostbite" in its description.
But Kiyo, frostbite is absolutely balanced, it only reduces the chosen units attack to zero! That is not even OP! Also, they are all burst spells so they are so interactive!
by blizzardsucks February 4, 2020
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Balanced

A sarcastic way to define the MOBA Smite as unbalanced.
"Dude I just got one shotted by Kali this game is so balanced"
by Chebory October 20, 2016
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balance

drinking more to get rid of a hangover; keep your balance
This Lendo fool who got shot for being drunk decided to drink more to be balance and not feel it.
by zombieorganT April 21, 2011
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Balance

Alcohol. Usually referred to beer after drinking liqour. Can also be used as the "Cure the hangover, beer".

BTW, Denzel uses this phrase in training day..the beer scene.
"Go ahead and geet some of this balance in your system dawg!

Get some of that balance in you man, make you feel better.
by Banks3321 July 23, 2009
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1) Billy Crystal
2) A homeless man who once worked as a photographer for Berkeley Preparatory School (Berkeley Prep) but was fired in 1992 in order for Bryan Manicchia to gain monopoly on Berkeley Photos, and then do an even worse job. He changed his name to Billy Crystal in order to attract attention to himself and enhance his modeling career, but with no luck. Desperate, he wrote the song "Papi Papi, Papi Chulo" but forgot to copywrite it, so the "artist", Lorna, stole it from him and took credit.
He then tried modeling again, and changed his name to Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp, but failed, once again, as a model. Down on life, he returned to Berkeley Preparatory School and lives in the underground tunnels of the Lykes Center. When travelling around campus, he feigns a Sage cook by wearing their green uniform, white apron, and a chefs hat. He creates chaos and havok by tampering with Berkeley's air conditioning, computer network, weather machine, and he sometimes poisons the sage food (but Berkeley covers this up easily because it is usually only pre-kindergarteners who die).
One can identify this man by the chef's hat (which Sage cooks do not typically wear around) or the sinister look of despair in his eyes. (note: Mr. Taylor does not wear a chef's hat).

See also Randy Newton, who is entirely unrelated but just as sinister.
"Well, another lower pre-k'er died today."
"Shame..."
"Yeah. What is that, 12 now?"
"13 in five years."
"I thought sage only came about two years ago."
"He dressed as a Chinese teacher named Mr. Chai back then."
"Oh, that sly fox!"
"Yep, Balacrastimoniustitudarimoustinactinumdalitider spinsticruspinjaroooscipoooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooothorp really is a sneaky son of a gun."
by Mike Jobbs May 9, 2005
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