hot ass mess

When you’re all over the place and can’t get things in order.

Your relationship with Lee is a hot ass mess.

by LipGloss19 January 27, 2018

No One Messes with Joe

Acknowledgement that, no matter what the task, the person appointed will accomplish it.

Person 1-"How is Tim going to stop that nuclear bomb?"

Person 2-"I have no idea, but he will, because no one messes with Joe."

by Ethel Faust February 24, 2009

Messed Up Monday

Messed-Up-Monday is a slang term to describe getting drunk on Mondays. Similar to Thirsty Thursdays or Sober Sundays.

Hey do you want to get drunk tonight?

"Sure its Messed Up Mondays, lets get fucked up"

by chroine November 9, 2009

Chicken-Fried Mess

1) a person that is ill put-together from the Southern region of the USA.

2) a hot mess from the South

Tammy's sister is up here from Atlanta and she is one chicken-fried mess

by DJ Oneiromancer October 2, 2008

don't mess with Texas

It actually is a phrase that means the same as "Give A Hoot, Don't Pollute". It is on "Do not litter" signs in the state of Texas.

Man reading sign: Don't mess with Texas.
Other guy: What the fuck does that mean?
Man: I'm not sure, but I don't think we should be throwing these dead bodies here by the look of this sign. It says littering is a $500 fine.
Other guy: Shit.

by Syrupsippa October 11, 2010

Cock Mess Monster

Refers to the near-blind, slightly wild appearance of a German arthouse actress after receiving a double-barrelled blast of sex-wee...

"Max und Helmut haff unloaded zer helmets on Inge's eyelids - now she looks like der fuckink Cock Mess Monster, Ja!"

by Mr Marky November 30, 2007

Egress a Hot Mess

A gastrointestinal process in which feces is excreted from the anus.

After eating a huge burrito for lunch I had to egress a hot mess.

by natfipples November 7, 2017