dry arse

Someone who is a 'dry arse' or 'dry' is someone who backs out of drinking alcohol for a reason which is not legitimate.

Person X: I'm goin to get so pissed tonight. Are you?
Person Y: No, i'm gonna stick to lemonade, I don't want to get drunk.
Person X: You fucking dry arse!

Here, person Y is being a dry arse because he/she is backing out of drinking alcohol.

by Jonny Lignier December 7, 2006

Arse licker

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties August 12, 2009

Arse Chicken

1. Generic term for person.

2. Generic word used to express displeasure

Originated from Krusher who DJ's a show on total rock (see: www.totalrock.com)

see also wordnipple donkey

1 Arse chickens! You're still breathing.

2 Oh arse chickens and niple donkeys

by Mahakala June 10, 2003

arse bandit

(n.) A man who commits unconsented anal sex, particularly on other men. See homosexual or gay rapist


(n.) Friend of smokey

He broke in to his house through the window and stole John's money, DVD player and rolex. Before he left, he fucked john in his sleep, making him and arse bandit.


Somkey and the arse bandit.

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004

Arse gas

Cloud of fetid colon vapour usually accompanying a fart. Should be invisible - note: if it is a brown and red spray that settles on the furniture, ceiling and walls then your digestive organs have exploded out of your arse pebbledashing your mum's living room with your intestinal blood and faeces.

Tommy's forever surrounded by a cloud of arse gas the stinky fudge slumper

by kerouacfan March 8, 2011

Watery Arse

An Australian term that refers to ones inability to harden up.

To be a "Watery Arse" is to be someone who is coward, a person lacking of something important or to be missing a sack.

Watery Ass is a way of saying that person goes to water and is an Australian Insult.

Example 1:
Robbo: 'Do you know if Stevo ask Beryl out?"
Jono: 'Nah mate, hes a watery arse!"

Example 2:
Group *singing*: 'Shot, Shot, Shot, Shot...'
Bloke: 'Nah mate, I have to drive'
Blokes Mate: 'Fucking watery arse'

Example 3:
Browny: 'Did you hear that sly c**t pinched Smithy's Mrs and legged it?'
Red: ' not suprised mate, that bloke has always been a watery arse'

by Jaanaism March 16, 2018

arse stain

1. A shit stain on ones backside. A smear of shit on ones bottom possibly caused by poorly wiping ones arsehole or deliberately smearing shit on a persons arse, thus causing an arse stain.

I'm still wiping off the arse stain.

by Libertine June 17, 2016