arse covids

Its the illness Robbo gets when everyone else is getting the oridinary Covid.

Oh fuck I wish this arse covids would go, that's the ninth shit I've had today.

by Corporate_guy July 19, 2020

Arse Biscuit

Noun; meaning Turd, the plural; "Arse Biscuits!" is most often heard as an expletive.

(Upon hitting hand with hammer) "Arse Biscuits!"

by Steve Bush March 16, 2004

Arse crack

The void between the two bottom cheeks.

'You could park a bike in her arse crack!'

by Peter Lawson February 1, 2009

arse comedy

A situation when someone inflicts self damage in an idiotic accident and is totally owned, causing people to laugh at their own misfortune.

The man stumbled and fell down the hill rolling into and through a pile of shit, a perfect example of arse comedy

by mike_stx March 11, 2007

Arse Change

When you have copious amounts of loose change in your trouser pockets after being out drinking at pubs, clubs, etc.
Also, this is often a way of telling if someone has been out on the piss.

"Out at the weekend?"
"Aye, was pished. Should see the amount of f**king arse change i've got!!"

Or

Person1: "Out at the weekend?"
Person2: "Naaah, quiet one eh"
*Takes out copious amounts of change to pay for something*
Person1: "AWAY AND TALK PISH! Your pockets are hoachin' with arse change!"

by omandt April 23, 2011

arse-wank

a tedious exploit, waste of time or otherwise disappointing activity

going to that club was complete arse-wank

by dilbert scrunchie June 11, 2003

arse bellows

A state of affairs where correlation has been incorrectly assumed to imply causality. Originates in a story where in the 1700s, bellows were used to pump smoke into the rectum of victims of drowning to resuscitate them, because of a single incident where this treatment had been applied and the patient recovered.

So because these two people have the same first name and age, anyone else with the same name is the same age? That's arse bellows!

by arc123 April 1, 2011