by FkinGeorge July 14, 2023
Get the Arizona Snowballmug. A place that used to be paradise decades ago when it was run by sensible, libertarian-minded conservatives like Barry Goldwater who believed in a night-watchman state that mostly minded its own damn business. Now, however, it's run by a bunch of fascists who are owned by the GEO group, installed by all the boomer farts who have moved here from the Rust Belt to retire and who think that, on general principles, anything that's any fun should be banned and anyone under the age of 50 should be under some form of correctional supervision. A 22-year-old dude who sleeps with a 17-year-old chick there will be required by law to register for life as a sex offender, even if the judge knocks the charge down to a misdemeanor, and even if the two wind up getting married. Seriously!
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
But wait, there's more! Things are about to get even worse in Arizona: Having completely destroyed their own state, CALI-fornicators are fleeing to and overrunning the place in massive numbers and will surely soon be voting to impose the same lunacy that degraded California to the point where they could no longer stand to live there, just as they did in Colorado and Oregon.
Also, the places there where everyone lives (Phoenix and Tucson) are very, very fuckin' hot in the summer. Especially Phoenix. (Tucson is usually a few degrees cooler due to its higher elevation but it's still hotter than the interior of a blue supergiant).
I live in Arizona and grew up here. Right now, I am plotting my getaway to Montana. I hope they don't hate Arizonans as much as they hate Californians.
by enfant terrible April 19, 2023
Get the Arizonamug. The girl at your gym who is fit but not in a flattering or feminine way; she has a face that shows a lot of mileage and is past her prime overall. She loves selfies and may have a child or two out of wedlock.
Hey, Kirk, you know that arizona bustdown who always wears hot pants in the weight room? She requested to follow me on Instagram.
by salole5 December 13, 2015
Get the arizona bustdownmug. The Arizona Dust dryer is the process of shoving dust in your butt cheeks and then farting on another person
by Lil_fart25 July 5, 2025
Get the Arizona dust dryermug. the northern part of the state gets snow in the winter time, the southern part rarely, central never, all there is to do outside of phoenix is hiking and offroading, hiking is only possibly in winter time, in fall, winter, and spring in the northern part, offroading will break down your vehicle if its made before like 2005, tucson is riddled with druggies, phoenix is too hot to fucking live have no idea why the fuck 1 and a half million people live there, the eastern and western parts are forgotten, its also where the snowbirds from minnesota come from and ruin everybody's day by going 25 in the 35 and 50 on the freeway, but at least its a safe haven from california where it takes 2 hours to drive 3 miles and you cant live past the age of 45 if you have asthma there too
by natons September 16, 2020
Get the arizonamug. A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
by anonymous November 6, 2020
Get the Arizona Sharpie Ballotmug. by personpersonpersonpersonnosrep April 7, 2022
Get the Arizona Hotshotsmug.