Alternative energy utopia

The highest evolutionary form of the regressive. greern new deal

The green new deal. If not reversed, will inevitably lead to an alternative energy utopia

by Sexydimma July 15, 2022

Alternating Caps

The ultimately way to disprove a common myth.

"You can't convey sarcasm through text."

Alternating Caps: "Hold my beer"

by Ubeenbamboozledson April 24, 2024

Alternate

Some black hole colored man that is 10'4 and likes to do ASMR is your ear.

We need to stay inside to not alert the Alternates.

by MaybeAnonymous May 6, 2022

rock alternative

Basically its what people who listen to indie name punk, emo, current rock, punk pop,or screamo without knowing the names or actual music of those genres.

False description of Rock alternative: Panic! At The Disco
Actuality: Punk

by Mermaidhipster December 13, 2013

alternize

To use a different (alternate) approach to solving a problem when the standard approach doesn't work, an approach that is less complicated than improvising.

There was no bell at the hotel front desk, so we alternized by saying "ding, ding" until the clerk came out of the back room.

by JBoftheWikipedia July 24, 2009

chocolate-milk alternative

Refers to a "just as bad or worse" substitution-product/activity employed to supposedly "fill the void" created by a discontinued unhealthy habit --- the idea here is that while the milk itself may indeed be low-fat, the added calorie-rich and sugary-sweet chocolate has far more fattening ingredients than just the cream in full-fat milk could possibly have contained, and so the person will likely gain even more weight than ever.

Three classic --- and very tragic --- examples of a "chocolate-milk alternative" would be a substance-abuse recovery-program's giving a dry-drunk lots of high-sugar foods in place of alcohol, someone's switching to compulsive shopping in place of gambling, or a person's becoming harshly-snappy and irritably-demanding after giving up cigarettes.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

alternative spiritual community

The name of a wonderful cult started by Klaus Hargreeves, also includes sex swings.

Person: what the fuck is going on over there?
Me: oh, that’s just Klaus’s cult, the alternative spiritual community

by Basictransguy March 9, 2022