alphabeticalize

A word that doesn't exist but is commonly confused with alphabetize.

Wes why do you say alphabeticalize ? There is no such word you idiot! It's alphabetize

by Shaker D October 13, 2006

AlphaBitch

1. A female that gets off on being a bitch to everyone.

2. A woman who everyone finds bossy and overbearing.

3. A chick that's freakin' pushy and needs a good cock sandwich; or strap-on treatment.

Janie's getting on everyone's nerves. Seriously, what the fuck?
-That's all right. She's an AlphaBitch so what do you expect?

by nappyheadedcracker January 15, 2011

Alphabeticalized

To put things in order

Last night I stayed up and alphabeticalized my DVD collection.

by Exiled2Colorado May 17, 2006

alphabetism

Racism and discrimination towards certain letters of the alphabet.

1. "Are you going out with Adam on Saturday night?" "No... too many A's in his name."
"That's alphabetism ...You're being alphabetist."

by Tarzan696969 November 13, 2005

Alphabetian

(ALF-AH-BEE-SHIN)

1. A person in the LGBTQ community who is also an SJW (derived from ever extending acronym)

2. Government Agents ( derived from agency name acronyms, such as CIA, FBI, NSA)

1. Look at those alphabetians confused at the bathroom signs lmfao

2. Dude got set up by the alphabetians trying to buy a kilo

by Upncomin420boi February 1, 2021

alphabesize

to use actions (threatening physical harm, winks, finger-to-the-lips- shusshing) or words (cussing, screaming, or board-room posturing) to diminutize or dominate someone into beta status and/or elevate someone else above them to alpha status

I had a huge argument with my father yesterday over something as stoobid as my washing his car: he totally didn't care about how clean the car was...so much as he cared about wanting to alphabesize me over the fact that he owned the car and I didn't...no matter how shiny I polished it.

by deal April 26, 2006

alphawet

Alphawet denotes a person, thing, or idea that is in excess of alpha. Alpha is a term used to denote superiority, elevation, and leadership among others. So much splash, bling, clout, prestige, and dominance that you're dripping in alpha.

Yo dawg, that chain is wet!!! Naw nigga, its alphawet.

Did you see that boy in class? Yea gurl that man is alphawet.

He posted an alphawet investment portfolio with a return of +50.0

by iManEngr November 8, 2020