kool-aid hands

When your making some sweet kool-aid. Then you have the powder on your hands, then you get em wet. You have came down with a case of kool-aid hands.

"Steve" You want me to make some kool-aid.
"John" Sure, hey don't get kool-aid hands like last time.

by MCTallyWhacker November 17, 2005

kool aid nigga dick

A real ass nigga that puts a funnel in his dick hole and pours kool aid powder in his dick hole.

You kool aid nigga dick took all my powder.

by Stankymeat January 15, 2014

kool aid

A beverage created from powder and water meticulously mixed together to create a drink that goes with anything from brownies to bananas (see "bananatime")
OR:
One's significant other, typically a person of the vagina.

MMMMM!!! I just LOVE the refreshing taste of Kool Aid Grape!! It's so delicious and means I don't have to buy ancy junk for my kids!!
OR:
GET OFF MY KOOL AID MOTHAFUCKA!!!

by Kyle October 30, 2003

Broken Hearing Aid

When performing the act of coitus (fucking) the male pulls out before ejaculation, grabs his partner by the head and cums in his partner's ear canal. While the recipient is cleaning the semen out (as will be the inntial reaction) the male then punches them in the very same ear. The load of cum in the ear makes it hard to hear and the punch causes a ringing effect....hence "broken hearing aid" (I came up with it, but would never do it)

This girl I dragged home from the bar is a dirty little slut, and since I have virtually no respect for womankind or myself, I thought "hey, why not give her a 'broken hearing aid' to make her feel completely un-loved and worthless like pretty much all the other men have done in her life!"...so I did.

by p1zl3 January 3, 2007

first aid kit

Adult sex toy(s) usually kept in the stowaway compartment in the back of a 30-something soccer mom's station wagon or SUV.

She was looking a little indifferent until I went out to fetch her first aid kit.

by PayPhoneGuy October 22, 2006

kool aid

the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah

hey! do you wanna feel so black!? Drink kool aid! the energy drink for niggas who want gratuitous amounts of sugah!
In new flavors like turquaz, its turquaz energy, its like adding water to a sugar rush! sound the alarm! your gonna be uncomfortably ghetto fabulous!
what's that? you want milk? well how about chocolate milk! its black, not brown! hoops! you'll be good at it! Its an energy drink for niggas! Niggajee!...

-koolaid, black powerthirst

by Lord Damon Achuine March 8, 2009

second aid kit

Like a first aid kit, but instead contains a pack of Marlboro reds, condoms, Tylenol, eye drops, plan B and, if you stick it in yourself, cocaine. Can sometimes be purchased at Wallgreens.

Damn bro, she sounds awful. Glad you had Second Aid Kit.

by Malbec June 26, 2017