Aggresively average

Someone who is average in all aspects

He is aggresively average

by Uni. 9832 January 4, 2022

Aggrestive

Being aggressively festive, either on or around the festive season.

Her: Everyone, look, LOOK! I’m opening this present, I need everyone to look please! NOW! C’Mon, stop talking to each other, you all need to pay attention, I’m only going to open it once!
Him: Please just be quiet and open it and stop being so aggrestive!

by Tommeh-Gan December 25, 2023

Agressive Gold Fish

The act of getting your head stuck in a fish bowl full of water. Next, frantically masturbate with the goal of finishing before you pass out and drown in the fish bowl.

Jordan was delighted at the thought of adding some spice to his life by ending his night with an agressive gold fish. This would be much more enjoyable then banging the deadfish of a lay in his bedroom one more time.

by Grumpy Zakizzle May 18, 2024

aggresive

live slug reaction

"aggresive?? open up a dictionary. all you know how to do is to deflect an issue by attacking me lol. I was slightly upset at how u treated me, not jealous, no need to inflate ur ego."

by dxsqz June 8, 2024

Pussive Agressive

That bi-polar bitch that wants to fuck you but on the outside, she wants to suck you.

You Pussive Agressive bitch. Sign this pre-nup.

by Vakotus November 21, 2016

Sassive-Agressive

The act of using sass to compell action.

My mother was sassive-agressive when she asked if I was going to sit and play games all day.

by TheAmericanVerb January 24, 2022

Passive agressive petty

When someone is slick pissed off at you but plays like they aren’t and they do the pettiest things to piss you off and get back at you.

Tom is so passive agressive petty when he turns on the dishwasher while meghan takes a shower so the water shuts off on her leaving shampoo in her hair…..again.

by MamaNasty May 13, 2025