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Able

1. Not disabled.
2. A walking, seeing, breathing, talking, hearing human.
3. A person of perfect health.
Able: Can I have a pop?
Gimp: Alright able, walk over there and grab one.
by Double Gimp August 16, 2011
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abbey

perfect sized caucasion girl. becomes hott as hell within highschool, why cant i get myself an abbey, girl every boy wants but can't have. poularity, usually likes the wrong type of guy. goes out with the varsity football captain, usually known as "whore" sleeps with everyman in the tristate area
oh there goes another abbey in my life

you pulled an abbey and slept with the whole junoir swim team

abbey is coming this way!!
by horny4387t54543 January 12, 2009
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Ableism

Ableism is a form of discrimination toward people with disabilities either physical or mental. Generally, ableism prevents disabled persons from having the same access to rights and services that average people have no problems obtaining.
Disabled visitor at hotel: "I'd like to rent out a room?" Receptionist: "Sorry, all rooms are currently taken." Average visitor at hotel AFTER disabled person leaves: "Hey, I'm interested in renting a room?" Receptionist: "Sure, that'll be $500." Average person: "Here you go." Receptionist: "Here's the key, enjoy your visit. It's room 112A."

This is Ableism.
by Daniel Rios August 5, 2009
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Abilene

A small town in West Texas that has a population of roughly 115,000 people. It is around two hours away from Dallas, TX and is known mainly for its three private Universities and for Abilene High School, its main high school whose football team has won several state championships. It more recently has become known for its newly-built medical magnet high school named Holland Medical High School. While most who have never been to Abilene or assume sterotypes because they are ignorant about real Texans and assume it is lame and full of rednecks it is actually a culturally diverse town full of men and women who have manners and highly intellectual conversations. Those who are from Abilene (Abilenians) are very smart and appreciate the arts and are well rounded with a good sense of family and proper morals because they have not grown up in a larger city full of unneccesary partying and unneccesarily rude persons. Abilene is not an exciting town in the least to those from towns full of night clubs. Fun is more retro such as going to parks, movies, the lake, or strolling the historic downtown area. Abilene is a good place to raise a family and many do choose to raise their children in Abilene and later move so as to have children who are more respectful of things and people though they may move to bigger cities.
He is from Abilene which is why he is a gentleman
by youwishyouwerethisawesome0385 January 17, 2011
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Lol'able

Something that is lol's worthy but did not actually receive a lol at the time.
That was a dumb joke - Hayden

Oh come on it was Lol'able - Ian
by Ian Incinerate March 16, 2009
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Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.
A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.
by spasmolytic October 15, 2011
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An abbreviation

by Nicoxman8 September 23, 2015
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