Baillie Johnson

An unholy ass nigga who is everyone's daddy and will fuck your sister without hesitation.

Damn that nigga done fucked my sister. What a Baillie Johnson.

by dumbassboihosnap November 5, 2018

Johnson Drips

When a man pulls up his pants shortly after pissing and a bit of urine comes out.

Jenkins was in such a hurry he pulled up his pants as soon as he was done taking a leak; Johnson Drips ensued.

by itreb ekim December 3, 2014

deena johnson

my fav fictional lesbian bc shes hot and brave (ily kiana )

person 1 :yo have you watched fear street?
person 2:yes
person 1: who is the hottest character?
person 2:deena Johnson ofc

by gayerthanu September 7, 2021

Gibby Johnson

When one has sexual intercourse with there partner on their parents bed and receives STDs in the process…or three.

Yo, you hear about my nigga Jerod, he pulled a Gibby Johnson.

by mikevickfan1 December 13, 2021

pop johnson

Likes to make people pop, legendary shard sniper. One of the Feds most wanted according to him. Swangs and bangs in a white merc.

Example 1: If u need to know about pilos and Feds, call 'Pop Johnson'

Pop Johnson: "Have you ever bought an Apple TV,

Then your shit is got from the government. The CIA runs everything"

by 12cedarboy July 13, 2021

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011

Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020