Ken Sim (Mayor)

Widely regarded as Vancouver's No. 1 limp dick pussy.

Ken Sim (Mayor)? You mean the guy who became mayor of Vancouver, hired a bunch of cops, discussed heating a swimming pool via crypto farm, uses public city hall office as private gym? Yeah he fucking sucks.

Yeah, he probably shows up at more VPD glory holes than city council meetings.

by pooooooki July 30, 2025

holden sims

cool better than santiago

holden sims

by emojman May 20, 2018

Sim jaeyun

The most finest hottest attractive man you’ll ever see in your life. Cuh he got the lips, hips, personality, looks HES JUST PERFECT. Watch edits of him at 2am and you’ll get it frfr. Okay sometimes he can get a bit freaky or… yea nvm. But anyway this man is perfect for you ladies so gl trying to find a man like him. Okay but fr all you gotta do is search up “sim jaeyun dark blood” and trusttt you’ll be head over heels for him. Anyway, I’m supposed to be studying right neow but uh yea okay bye 👋🏻

Person 1: who the fuck is sim jaeyun?

Person 2: ARE U FUCKING JOKING… HES THE MOST AMAZING THING EVER STUPID ASS BITCH. GO GET A LIFE YOU FATASS HO THERES NO WAY U DONT KNOW WHO HE IS..

Person 1: oh.

by Monotxs November 27, 2024

SIM 2

Another word for the anus/arsehole, usually used in a humorous way. References the sim 2 slot on dual network phones. Origins unknown but a popular slang reference in Kenya, East Africa.

Johnte kwani ni nini mbaya. Unanyamba nyamba sana leo kwani ulifunguliwa sim 2? (What's wrong with you today John - you're farting a lot! It's like somebody you've had your SIM 2 opened!

by Frank_witaker October 31, 2021

Dirty Sims

A pistol carrying date rapist that loves fucking butts and butt fucking magic players.

We just saw the Dirty Sims!!! He was magical.

by Mostafa Fahkri December 8, 2021

Sim

A fictional character in the sims series.

My sim is annoying. :p

by One Eyed Butter Flied February 10, 2021

South Melbourne Dim Sim

When you wrap your sexual partner up in a blanket tight enough that they can not free themselves, then proceed to have anal intercourse with them.

Wrapped and stuffed like a south Melbourne dim sim...

"what are you doing with that blanket?"
"You're about to become a south Melbourne dim sim, and I'm hungry"

by Elvis Jabber Abdul Jabar May 30, 2020