nolan dean

cheesed off bloke

I was avin a chin wag with this bird from east end. cunt was bein a real nolan dean when I took my knob end out

by godsavethequeen1745 July 30, 2022

Nolan kohn

A tall guy who most likely spends all his time gaming or jerking off

That guy is such a Nolan kohn

by Darkdaddycanada December 15, 2023

Nolan

A gross name that relates with many gross people. This person is usually the type of person to only play minecraft, Roblox and/or Fortnite.

guy 1: Ew is that nolan?
guy 2: yeah, he's the one kid who ate paste in first grade

by Sotamboys January 8, 2023

Nolan

Nolan is that guy who heavily fetishizes ww2 (to where his fixation is almost erotic), watches girls und panzer, listens to sabaton, and spends hours playing garrys mod Star Wars RP every day after school. It's not uncommon for Nolans to secretly engage in homosexual erotic RP on G+ or twitter after the end of a long day.

Nolans were very common throughout the mid 2010's, however there is scarce evidence that those affected by Nolanism can truly recover, with many Nolans remaining the same until this day.

This man has the most severe case of Nolanism I have ever seen.

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p1. I kinda wanna go out with him...
p2. ew, no you don't, he's a Nolan.

by khhhhs December 17, 2019

Nolan Svoboda

A superly duperly cool person, Sergio, Bilal Malik are his friends. Is a child malester.

Nolan Svoboda is a cool person

by 69378q392358234756273 September 26, 2023

Nolan

A very flamboyant jew. Some might say he’s homosexual. Some might say he’s not. He works out a lot and takes shirtless selfies…. At gay gyms.

That guy over there is very NOLAN, and dresses well.

by DirtyMexicanMan69 February 12, 2025

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

by EjEdwards November 12, 2019