by Robotgrass May 30, 2018

The 'God's Joint' is a joint that combines all variations of cannabis, such as resin on the paper, herbal, bud and solid mixed with baccy, lightly topped with pollen. This joint will supply one with a most joyful high and a very long mong at the end.
Jefferson: S**t that smells good!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
Peterson: I know right, try smoking it...
Jefferson: Mhhhmm, what is it?
Peterson: It's God's Joint, man.
Jefferson: Give it here man!
by MashMaster December 16, 2010

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.
1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...
by Millz G June 26, 2016

When you don't have enough for a whole blunt, and can only fill a 1/4 of the blunt wrap with weed!
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
(George Washington... 25¢? Get it?)
by AubChapo October 6, 2016

by jaydeezhd July 17, 2019

A marijuana cigarette (or joint) rolled to form a cross. This is also known as a crossroads, or a cross joint.
The movie "Pineapple Express" starring Seth Rogen and James Franco has a good example of the cruciform joint.
"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"
"hey buddy, wanna help me light this cruciform?"
by The Wandering Sage April 6, 2014

by Thetruthyk July 21, 2023
