Woody Invite

When you don’t get invited to the party by your bestie

Were you invited? No I got a woody invite

by The Chainsaw chronicles December 22, 2022

hoodie-woody

Refers to your "reaction" when a gal playfully yanks your hoodie-strings to clinch up the hood around your nose and cover your eyes, and then pulls down your pants, causing Mr. Happy to "rise to the occasion" with the knowledge that something wonderful is about to happen in his general vicinity, even though you can't visually determine what activities the cutie has in mind.

Horny stud: I always get a major hoodie-woody whenever Tiffany pulls the bonnet-strings on my jacket, since I know she's got a killer blowjob in store for me.

by QuacksO March 4, 2018

woody harrel’s son

‘That random person’you meet when out and about.

Who’s that guy? Lol, i don’t know, i think he’s woody harrel’s son.

by Big aldo July 13, 2019

captain woody

A man that has some good sex with a nice size penis.

Can't take it anymore captain woody.
Captain woody your sex is the bomb.

by Mrs Fantasy December 10, 2013

Woody

Someone with a boner

Yo what's up woody

by Bigmaneddy February 24, 2017

Woody dab dank meme

Woody dab dank meme is a dank meme in which the famous toy story character, Woody, dabs. When woody dabs, a black hole is created and the universe is destroyed by it, because of this, many people say this dank meme is fake. Which is true. Woody never dabs. Only when there are no other options.

Man, i loved that Woody dab dank meme video, it was sure as hell funny!

by Woodydabdankmeme May 30, 2018

Woody Soak

When you leave something you cooked or ate with to soak for cleaning, but you forget about it for so long someone ends up cleaning it for you.

"Aw man, Garrett pulled a Woody soak on his spaghetti pot and I had to clean it for him."

by The Lige May 15, 2016