mickey-mouse

v. Mickey-mousing is a reverse motorboat. A person places the back of their head between a woman's breasts and shakes their head back and forth. It got its name because the breasts look like ears.

In return for taking her to Disney: Live! Ashley had to let Chad mickey-mouse her.

by v00 March 21, 2014

female mouse

a mouse for the computer that has no ball(s), and usually a small hole on its underside

"My mouse is busted, let's go to Beast Buy and get a female mouse!"
"You mean an optical mouse?"
"As long as its got no balls!"

by message_tied_to_a_brick August 30, 2004

mouse fuzz

The jawdroppingly-gross detritus that spills out of a mouse or trackball while it's being cleaned. Weeks, months, or - heaven forbid - years of unidentifiable dreck, caught by a technological crumb catcher.

Where does it come from? Why does it stay? How does it all fit? Nobody knows.

sorry about the double load of mouse fuzz all over your floor - the trackball was giving me Warcramp and I couldn't find a trash can

by Alfredo X October 28, 2010

weed mouse

a person who is only your friend for your weed, you can tell if your friend is a weed mouse if he does not even know your last name. can also be a person who secretly and quietly steals your weed that you stashed.

" Eh man, who the hell are you?! you ain't nothing but a weed mouse!!"

by kelsicoca May 14, 2013

Moving The Mouse

Treading water, doing the minimum to get by. Originated from working on a "PC" or Personal Computer. If there is no activity for several minutes in a row, the screen will go blank or a screensaver pops up, showing your co-workers that you are not doing any work (both in the office and monitoring remotely). So to "Move the Mouse" is to do just enough to get by as to not be outed as a slacker or non-productive.

"I'm just moving the mouse until I can cut out of work at 5:00"

by Tony Da Wonerful February 23, 2014

minnie mousing it

For a girl to wear a skirt gloves and no top

I was Minnie mousing it for lols

by shit ,my bra is twisted March 7, 2015

Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

by jobrien80 November 24, 2016