Yooper Missile

the act of pulling out, holding back a sneeze, shooting your load over her head, keeping an erection, and going right back at it and finishing again more than an hour later

Man 1; I had to sneeze so bad during sex last night
Man 2; Did you give her a Yooper Missile?
Man 1; Oh yeah!

by DaxxYooperxxEh February 06, 2011

purple headed christian meat missile

n. See also Penis
n. The monster lurking within a Christian male's pants, waiting to attack his lover's meat wallet or cum dumpster.
n. Term first used on a popular South Florida talk show, by regular caller Archie.

"Dude, I gave her all of my purple headed christian meat missile last night."
"No shit!"
"Yeah, her fuckhole ate it up like she was practicing for a hot dog eating contest."

by Birdielin14 August 21, 2006

fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile

a penis

when I come home from the bar and come through the front door I gravite to the hot wet pussy waiting for me with my fleshtone heat seeking mositer missile.

by norcojsin January 01, 2012

one eyed heat seeking moisture missile

1. a penis, or cock if you will

Man, that little slutty bar chick over there needs my one eyed heat seeking moisture missile.

by Bud E Love May 14, 2003

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field

Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

by IATEASHART June 02, 2023

Glitch Missile

A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.

"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."

by throwaway_mcgee August 03, 2021

Peace missile

A weapon of destruction and war that is supposed to bring peace

Time for those bastards over there to go...bring out the peace missile!

by Donnawilllose July 16, 2019