Jessie Joint

A joint that is way too skinny and tight. Kind of like those overpriced Vogue cigarettes that used to kick about. Mind them? Ridiculous. A Jessie joint requires small girl like fingers to avoid crushing it and the skinny tight nature of this abomination means that often it's hard to pull smoke through the joint. You feel like you're getting high, but you're not, you're just starving your brain of oxygen.

King: Oh man what is this thing? A fucking toothpick?

Jessie: Nah man.... it's calm, everyone just uses too much baccy.

King: Bruv, this is all paper. No baccy, no weed either. Absolute Jessie Joint.

by 72K Gold May 14, 2021

Rainbow Joint

A joint laced with LSD. The acid is added to the paper where it touches your lips.

That rainbow joint last night was too strong, man, it's been 14 hours and I'm still seeing colors!

by Blanc vide October 08, 2022

Holy Joint

1. When you lace a joint with frankincense resin, which is burned at church ceremonies, looks like crack and gets you super high.
2. When you use religion as an excuse for having a pound of weed in your car.

1. I just smoked a Holy Joint and I'm so baked I can't even see straight.
2. Cop: Are you carrying any illegal substances?
Stoner: You wanna fucking arrest me, You'll go to hell. I have the right to smoke a Holy Joint becuase god told me to. Hey! I'm smoking for religious reasons!
Cop: Well, If you just said no I wouldn't try to get a warrent. I won't aresst you if you give me half...

by Millz G April 04, 2016

Flying Joint

When there is a lit joint in a group of three people or more and no one else can take a hit and the joint is left out in the air for anyone else to claim

I will take it if it’s a flying joint.

by $Margaret_Thatcher69420$ July 20, 2021

Joint Monkey

A layed back person usually male who enjoys smoking weed by themselves

I just chill by myself and smoke like a joint monkey

by Urban Leonardo September 01, 2020

Vagina joint

Basically she’s a hoe her pussy smoking like it’s on fire type shit

Me: Ight Vagina Joint I’ll smell you later.
Her: wtf you think ur funny

by Thetruthyk July 22, 2023

Grandaddy joint

A grandaddy joint is a marijuana cigarette produced during times of desperation, made of many already-smoked spliff ends or roaches from previous smoking sessions. It is called a grandaddy because it is an old ass decrepit and sour joint reminiscent of the smell of elderly people, these spliffs are particularly difficult to inhale and are almost unenjoyable to smoke.

Grandaddy ingredients may include the following: weed, hash, stale tobacco, dust, keef, dead skin flakes, and any other dirty ashtray contents.

"Man got so fukn low on weed the other night i smoked a grandaddy joint with my grandad, was so stale it almost killed him"

"you know times are tough when you don't even have endies for a grandaddy"

by Thumbiwa August 13, 2018