Friend

Something you don't have, but you wish you did.
A person who can be a real dick somtiemes, but will always (mostly) help you. Someone you can relay on, and relate to.

Some can be so good friends they turn into BFF(s).
Friends can also refer to pets.

Teacher: You have eight apples, and you divide them evenly between you, and your friend.
You: A friend?

by Lillono November 17, 2017

Friends

Hard to get, but easy to lose.

Guy: it's so hard to get friends, but I've lost most of mine easily

by Randomtrainer May 30, 2017

Friend

Someone who can call you a cunt, punch you in the face, and steal your alcohol, and get away with it for other reason than that you know them.

If you weren't my friend, I'd fuck your mom

by Lozalad February 7, 2015

Friend

A friend, someone with multi benefits but isn’t that someone you love?

He had so many friends with benefits…

by Mystifying June 27, 2022

Friends

Friends are people who are always there for you, no matter what happens. You stay together and share secrets and help each other out.

Friends are forever

by Dude I’m awesome and love cats June 3, 2019

Friend

You don't have them

Guy 1: You are such a good friend guy 2
guy 2: Who the fuck are you?

by Confused in General December 31, 2019

Friends

Are they really your friends or just a bunch mother fuckers in a group trying to make u do anything they want

Noah :Hey jack these are my friends
Jack pov: Great another mother fuckers to deal with in the future

by LS4X May 30, 2020