An unincorporated town about an hour away from Denver, set deep into the foothills, and at a marginally lower altitude than Conifer. This is the place to go if you live in the city and want cheap camping for your oversized RV, just as long as you're willing to deal with unexpected gunshots and bearded confederates who believe in Bigfoot. Without exception, the only people who elect to live in Bailey are Texan hunters, elitist Christians, severely racist and homophobic teenagers (whose behavior is excused only because their parents raised them up that way), and military moms.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
Don't expect to see any people of color in Bailey; everyone who lives there is white, and if you're lucky enough to be the one black guy you can look forward to sideways glances and racist jokes indirectly targeted at you on the community Facebook page. It's not uncommon to see one of your neighbors shooting off their property, nor is it uncommon to see pickup trucks wielding American or Conservative flags. In fact, the only thing worse than the people is the public school system.
There is no grocery store, the library is inadequate, and the only two restaurants are tourist attractions, but take solace in the fact that *yes*, there is a pot shop.
"Sorry, I can't. I live in Bailey, CO."
"Dude, I was in Bailey the other day and I saw this old guy with a Nazi symbol tattooed on his arm."
"Dude, I was in Bailey the other day and I saw this old guy with a Nazi symbol tattooed on his arm."
by little mister sunshine November 15, 2018
by qwefvgfjm December 22, 2020
A gnome who thinks she is all that and she also likes to think she is the hottest little gnome around. She thinks all the guys like her but she's actaully really smelly.
by travis eleven August 30, 2011
Bailey Smith is a woman that has all the qualities that a man would ever want in his life. She is clearly beautiful beyond description and humble enough to never acknowledge it. Bailey Smith is intelligent and puts a lot of effort into her schoolwork. Her passion to help others to understand and grow their own knowledge. Laughing and strange screaming chirps are the main form of communication between Bailey Smith and her peers. Bailey Smith has and is known as "The most chill girl ever". She looks for ways to love everyone and avoids judging so that she can counsel them in their lives wherever she can help. Bailey Smith is a prankster and prefers to stalk her pray in their rooms to make them jump and scream. Bailey Smith has a smile that is contagious and impossible to cure and chocolate eyes will fill you with joy and take away your words. If you ever come in contact with Bailey Smith, be very cautious, because she will steal your heart.
Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.
Other than being known as a hottie, she is a God-loving woman. She is always willing to follow God's commandments and do his will before her own. A true disciple of Jesus Christ is what Bailey Smith is. Many would say that she is a perfect mother figure that will teach her own children the happiness of the restored gospel that she loves. She is a righteous example for everyone she interacts with and inspires everyone to be the best selves that they can be. Any man will be extremely lucky to have Bailey Smith in their life.
Example 1:
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out
Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!
Man 1: I can't make it, I've got a date tonight!
Man 2: That's fine, whats her name?
Man 1: Bailey Smith
Man 2: YOU LUCKY SON OF A .....conversation cuts out
Example 2
Man 1: I think I just found the woman of my dreams!
Man 2: Oh really? Why do you say that?
Man 1: Because she made me happy! I cant stop smiling! You know the best part?
Man 2: What?
Man 1: She completely rocks wearing bunny ears! She made my jaw drop!
Man 2: You know what this sounds like right?
Man 1: I don't know, what?
Man 2: She sounds like a Bailey Smith to me!
Man 1: HOW'D YOU KNOW?!?!?!
by Car Of Secrecy October 27, 2019
by choekekd August 06, 2021
The biggest mong in melbourne. Hated by the no shits and many known dealers whomst he has ripped off. A bailey menghetti aka bailey mingeghetti has usually just dropped 89 caps and is gurning like a motherfucker. He has a scar on his face due to multiple bashings. bailey menghetti is banned from the city and is known to PSOs as the worlds biggest queer.
Random: "I'm off my fuckin dial bro I just took 20 caps."
Another random: "Omg you sound like bailey menghetti."
Random: "Whos that?"
Another random: "The biggest mong in melbourne."
Another random: "Omg you sound like bailey menghetti."
Random: "Whos that?"
Another random: "The biggest mong in melbourne."
by noshitadvocate July 16, 2020
A Bailey Duff is a thing that is ugly and weird it doesn't identify as a human so it's called it and it's a special kind off thing. The are also in love with Colby Brocks and Tom Hollands
by Skkrt skkrt November 03, 2019