Zooted

When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you

BROOOOO I WAS ZOOTED LAST NIGHT AND IDK HOW TO FIX IT.

by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

Zooted

when you're so fucking high that your eyes are red and shit

Person 1: i'm Zooted as shit
Person 2: smokin' that puff-puff I see.

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

Zooted

When someone is sleep or drunk or high

Dude look at that girl over there she can barely stand up she must be zooted

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

Zooted

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"

Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted

by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024

Zooted

A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.

Pass the blunt I want to get zooted.

Damn I shat my pants I’m definitely zooted.

by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019

zoot cannon

An individual who is extraordinary zooted at all times of the day.

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”

by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019

Zoot

Zoot meaning to smoke a lot of rooootsss. Zoot is also a name of an present day artist.

“Yo every Sunday I’m on Zoot timing”
“Zoot smoke trees like root”

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021