When your bitch ass forgot you got high you went to the dealership after taking 15 hits from a bong and accidentally bought a porche rammed it into some random dude at the corner store you walk over there for some beer they recognize you and you get shot 32 in the skull and everyone gangs up on you
by Super cool word man April 24, 2022

by Urban 69er June 2, 2024

by Jon brannn November 11, 2020

When you are so mo'fuckin high or drunk, all you say is "shut up bitch ass nigga, im zooted right now"
Damn Pietro, you look mo'fuckin zooted right now
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted
Nigga, how many bongs did you it last nigh with the hoes, you look zooted
by Fortnite bonger May 1, 2024

A term made famous by Papi Ca$tro. Meaning somebody is extremely high, past the state of geeking or so high they might shit their pants.
by KillPapiCa$tro October 6, 2019

Person 1:“Damn, Dale’s been a real zoot cannon lately”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
Person 2:”Yeah, he’s been playing Modern Warfare for 2 days straight.”
by B-Lee the Beta December 8, 2019

by Zoot___ August 28, 2021
