zoots

Ralphy Zoots...
this brooklyn native is known for his wild partying,spiked hair,originality,intense personality and of course repping his borough.
BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKLYN WHOAA

hi, im ralph zoots

"yo whassup everybody is ya boy from da bk ralph zoots" whOa.

by zoots. January 28, 2005

Zoopals

A pretty paper plate for parties with paralyzed eyes of preys and predators.

Pink zoopals can be painted to purple paper plates.

by DeFreak May 22, 2009

zoop

a full tongue insertion into the anus after which a good bunging is given. not done under normal human brain conditions.

After a night of hookah, a brief zooping was shared between good friends. A very productive night by most standards.

by WhiteKevin November 8, 2008

Zoop,Schloop

What happens when you get in a car and want to go somewhere.

Vell, I turned the key, and zoop, schloop !! I vass at the Hofbrau Haus !!

by Johnny Chingas January 29, 2004

Zoosadism

A sexual attraction to inflicting pain on animals.

Sally: If you don't mind, I can't let you borrow my dog anymore.
Me: Aww, but I love Rex.
Sally: Yes I know you do, but he keeps coming home with a red neck and bleeding from his ass.
Me: Ya know Zoosadism is not that bad!
Sally: What that?
Me: Well for starters I find tearing open your dogs ass with my dick while choking it quite arousing!

by SandNigger420 December 5, 2017

Zoop

"Zoop" is essentially a sound. Like "poof" with a zip to it. Whatever it was left quickly. So if someone loses something, tangible or intangible, they've been "zooped."

You are in an argument and your opponent has no comeback.
You say, "Zoop..." and walk away.

by Matt Durham April 19, 2006

Loop Zoop

The act of using a pair of Jordan's as a toilet plunger then using the remains as a dinner table. Also to be microwaved/baked in a oven.

"Did you go to Jimmy's Loop Zoop dinner party last night?"

by 420 MLG'er August 2, 2014