Yacked

Very well-muscled as a result of weight training.

I was flirting with her, but she had her boyfriend with her--and this guy was yacked.

by Anonymous June 2, 2003

New York Yankees

A Baseball team that people are Jealous of.

Those Damn New York Yankees one another world series.

by Baraconda December 13, 2008

Yankees

Baseball team from NY. They have "won" 26 rings, but they still suck. They didn't win them. They bought them. Brian Cashman and the organization do their best to buy every slugger/steroid-user on the market. But even with all those sluggers, they lack team chemistry. And a decent pitching staff.

As for the fans, they are the worst types of fans in any sport (Cowboys fans close at 2nd). They're the team bandwagoners love to cheer for (especially because NY has so much money). They are very egotistical, stupid, and classless. The only things they can say are:

"GO YANKEES"
"Red Sox suck"
"JETER IS THE BEST LOLOL"
"1918"
"26 rings"

But they fail to realize that their past accomplishments don't mean shit now. They haven't won a ring since 2000, while the Sox have won 2 since then.

Yankee fans can keep on gloating about their 26 rings for now. But soon, their "loyal fans" will probably ditch them once their team continues to spend more and do worse.

Yankees suck.

by evand1991 October 22, 2008

New York Yankees

The worst team ever in Major League Baseball, they suck and they buy anything they want, and they still suck.

Red Sox all the way you Yankee loving muthafuckas.

by some polak September 17, 2004

Yankees

A group of people that I can honestly say I am, in fact, not jealous of. They seem to be perfectly willing to display their desperation for material possessions and total lack of self-confidence in that they need to fabricate it by way of owning big things to attract your attention away from their small package, which was most likely caused by the steroids many of them use.

And yeah, I'm a Sox fan. Problem is, you can't really refute what I say by saying I'm biased, because I admit the Sox are barely better-almost all athletes are shallow, materialistic assholes. But you notice the Sox are the ones actually taking some care of their fans and not charging $1250 a seat.

Pull your heads out, Yankees; in the end it doesn't matter if you're good or not. You're not curing cancer, you're just playing a sport.

The Yankees may have won more championships, but they're also brilliant choke artists. Man it's fun watching people hop on and off the bandwagon on a game-to-game basis based on if ARod can very gayly knock a ball out of a baseman's hand and expect it to work or not.

by DoesItReallyMatterSeriously January 12, 2010

Crank Yankers

A cross between the jerky boys and the muppets. Quite possibly the best show on television today. Appears on the comedy central network.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

New York Yankees

Hands Down, Greatest Team in Proffesional Sports. Best Fans, And obviously the best stadium. They have won 26 world championships since 1923. Rivaled to the Boston Red Sox, who spent 86 years thinking of comebacks to say how they are better than the Yankees. Red Sox fans usually put sour faces on when they are chanting "Yankees Suck", and Johnny Damon hits a triple.

Yankee Fan-"I'm a fan of the New York Yankees"
Red Sox Fan-" A-Rod and Jeter are gay!"
Yankee Fan-"Whatever makes you feel better about yourself."

by bobbaloo May 10, 2009