Wedding yoghurt

The kind of yoghurt used to consummate one's marriage, you get the jizt

The bride decided to keep on her veil during the reception, as her face was covered with wedding yoghurt.

by Freepalastine milkshakespeare October 31, 2023

Buno yoghurt male female edition

The person Buno as a yoghurt male but female.

Marcus: WOW is it true that Buno is a Buno Yoghurt male female edition?
Bille: Yes of course what else?

Mancus: A yog

by the one and only youghurt male May 21, 2024

bollock yoghurt

sperm from a males testicles

denny: " I heard Ashlynn enjoyed sucking you off last night fam!"
gossamer" " yes fam! i sprayed my bollock yoghurt all over her face!"

by Gollywobble May 28, 2025

Tenki yoho

I wanna suck his dick so bad and nut on his chest I also touch kids

Tenki Yoho is so sexy

by Hate blacks August 19, 2025

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket

Pump Action Yoghurt Rocket: Slang name for the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation. In humans and most other mammals, it consists largely of erectile tissue and serves also for the elimination of urine.

Brenda fancied Jonny quite a lot. So leaned over and whispered in his ear, "after lunch i would like a go on your pump action yoghurt rocket please."

by yupyepyep June 4, 2017

Bread or yoghurt

The most sickening savgsness you could ever say to your sister

Bread or yoghurt?

by Thunderclap1 June 11, 2018