Turd Wrangler

A Turd Wrangler is the person that scoops the dog poop out of your back yard for you.

Turd Wrangling is the act of scooping poop from parks and yards, changing kitty litter pans or any pet waste clean up and removal.

Turd Wranglers is also the name of a company that does pet waste removal.

Turd Wrangler, a person that performs the duty of scooping poop. To wrangle is to round up, to gather or collect a group of like items. Hire a Turd Wrangler to round up your yard. Wranglers round up poop and clean your yard of pet waste. Turd is another word for poop, excrement, or feces.

by Chief Excrement Officer September 2, 2012

wrankles

When your ankles are as small as your wrists.

Yo dawg, my wrists are as big as your ankles... they are more like wrankles!

by Omar April 21, 2005

Wrangler

A man who cannot get fully hard but still attemps to fuck like a stalion. More often than not "wrangler" will be in his early to mid 40's and normally found at a bar trying to pick up 20 something women and throwing his tab around like a football.

I got drunk at the local pub, met a guy, thought he was taking me home to fuck and I got wrangled instead.

by flounder May 30, 2005

wranger

A person (usually with red/orange hair) who makes you want to vomit at the sight of them.

Check out that flaming wranger over there!

by L0ggs July 3, 2006

Atomic Wrangler

You know ass-less chaps? Well how about strappin' on a pair of dick-less Wranglers as well as a girl who ain't afraid to scream "YEEHAWW!" while she gives you the ride of your life. Bomb that pussy.

Hot babe - "Whoo cowboy, my vagina hurts so bad!"
Wrangler wearin' dude - "That's cuz I bombed that pussy with an Atomic Wrangler!"

by Professor CuddleBottoms October 27, 2010

wranga

First used as the word ranga but then changed as is spread throughout australia. Was a word created by a grade at a high school called Woonona in Australia back in 2001.

W/Ranga refers to a person with red hair who no body wishes to associate themselves with because they have red hair.

Omg Lexie your the Biggest RANGA Ive ever seen.

by Steve Pratt July 31, 2005

retard wrangler

a person who is blessed with immense patience or who is so hard up for money that they will do anything, including babysitting retards while the cut the grass or trim the hedges of community homes where the owners are too cheap to hire a real lawn service... they would rather pay the retards to do it.

I need a summer job, but I refuse to be a retard wrangler. I'd rather clean bathrooms at the bus station or tanning beds at the all fat person tanning salon.

by Leanne May 28, 2003