worked

to get ripped off or out-smarted by somebody, resulting in a loss of money

Ace: I thought u said u were gonna fire me up..

Pablo: I gave the mans the money and he disappeared into an apartment building and never came back out

Ace: Damn, yo bitchass got worked!

by AceofSpades705 January 25, 2010

workjerk

v. Masturbating at work.

I'm gonna hit up the bathroom before I leave the office for a quick workjerk.

by Daria Morgendorfer August 16, 2010

Workerbee

Is considered an employee of a company that plays a supporting or sub ornate role. Can be applied to both white collar and blue collar jobs.

Person #1: I haven't seen an invoice yet.
Person #2: That dang workerbee in accounting needs to get his act together, since my profits kept him employed.

by MCain81 March 11, 2010

Monkey Workers

A clique of people at work who constanly goof off, socialize, and waste company time with one another.

Cole: I swear it's always a party over where i sit. Do thoses slackers have nothing to do?!
Alex: I wish the boss would catch all those Monkey Workers in the act.

by xxxfishnetsxxx March 12, 2009

wooker

a clump of hair that has bunched up. mostly found in sinks, trimming, or on the floor after trimming or cutting hair. a soggy wooker is created when the wooker is wet. these are found in sinks and home water drains. the term spawns from the movie Star Wars in honor of the Wookies. the term originates from speech in rural areas. much like how "son of a bitch" became "som bitch".

I went into the bathroom after my mom and i found a soggy wooker the size of a small cat.

by Dark_side December 10, 2005

wonkerdonk

grabbing of the breasts

"what time is it ? - wonkerdonk time"

by beth nd harriet March 14, 2008

Workrastinate

-verb
A portmanteau of the words "Work" and "Procrastinate".
Also used as "workrastination" and "workrastinating". Can be considered the opposite of traditional procrastination where one says "Oh it can wait one more day." A workrastinator may say "Let me just finish one more task."

1. To use work as an excuse to put off doing something else.
2. To be engrossed enough by work that it distracts you from another thing you intended to do.

"Oh sorry, I forgot we were going to lunch. I got caught up in workrastination."

"Stop workrastinating and get into the conference room for the daily meeting."

"If I'm not out in 5 minutes, come save me because I've started to workrastinate."

by mistersneak August 13, 2009