Winter wonderland

A grey haired yet sexually attractive older woman.

Mike looked Brenda up and down. She was a fine winter wonderland.

by The curious bibliophile August 15, 2019

Indian Winter

When you optimistically turn off the heat prematurely after a spring warm spell.

The landlord turned off the heat too soon last week and last night Tim nearly froze during that Indian Winter.

by marfeena April 6, 2010

winter coat

A winter coat is a beard grown to keep the face warm during cold temperatures. The more manly and grizzly the beard, the more of a winter coat it is.

Note: This dialogue is much funnier if used during spring and summer seasons.

Woman: "and why won't you shave your face you look like a caveman!"

Man: "Bitch! I already told you, it's my fucking winter coat, and I need it!"

by BreezeZilla August 25, 2007

Winter Wonderland

When a substantial area is covered with snow, ice and frigid temperatures. Usually happens in northern areas during winter time. Don’t listen to those ratchet ass definitions involving sexual acts, life’s too short for that shameful sh@t.

Matt: Man, that cold front sure turned out neighborhood into a winter wonderland:

Zachary: Yes it did! Hell yea!!!

by Zachariah94 October 11, 2019

Winter of dick's content

1. (n.) A period during which sexual intercourse is freely available; sometimes used with a male personal pronoun i.e. 'winter of my/his dick's content'.

Derives from the so-called 'winter of discontent' in 1978/9 when then Prime Minister of England, James Callaghan, was perceived as having let trade union negotiations break down.

'I've just met this new girl. Total nymph: wants to do it in the Folk Music section at HMV. Now is definitely the winter of my dick's content'.

'God, I just got back from hers. Is there any ice in the freezer? It may be the winter of my dick's content but I'm as sore as a sailor in a nunnery'.

by J-Dubya December 1, 2003

allergic to wintertime

meaning very hot or sexy, beautiful
comes from the idea that if your hot then the cold will hurt you

Shes so sexy she must be allergic to wintertime

by ceezy baby January 18, 2006

wintersed

1. Of or relating to the act of Keith Winters foiling one's plans to do something enjoyable.
2. To be Wintersed.

Ready to hit the slopes, I looked for my board only to find it missing. I knew right then that I had been Wintersed once again.

by not applicable March 27, 2003