Windows 8

Windows 8 is the next generation of Microsoft's Operating System family and its basically a virus that turns any capable, powerful desktop computer into a worthless pile of crap. Its a phone interface on top of a duller Windows Desktop but with some features also removed! :D The start menu disappeared by magic so its really good at making it harder than ever to find your files! :)

I have always wanted to spend ages getting to the work I need on my PC and thankfully Microsoft listened to my cry!

I also just love how it makes me feel like a kid again while I'm trying to get professional work done and the sad face on the blue screen of death is much more useful than actual technical information on the error!

Thanks a bunch Microsoft! There is no way in hell that I've deleted Windows and moved to Linux now :)

Idiot: Yo dawg herd bout dat cool new os Windows 8 its totally awesome!
Someone: Yes I had the developer preview a year ago... sucked then and sucks now... hate to be you man...

by brianmillar9 November 3, 2012

Windows 98

Ok! all you people saying it sucks and shit! it sucks now because its like over 10 years old and its no even supported! Back than it was like state-of-the-art!

Kid: Windows 98 sucks! It wont even run a programed designed specifically for windows vista!

Me: NO SHIT! ITS ONLY FOR WINDOWS VISTA YOU PIECE OF SKIN!

kid kills himself.

by wesikens March 3, 2008

Windows ME

Crap os that i have unfortunately got install on my pc. The ME part is an abbreviation of many errors

RRRRGH Windows ME crashed again i wish i had XP any donations send to.......(deleted)

by ben December 14, 2003

micro-window

The act of resizing e-mail and chat windows to the smallest size readable, limiting visibility to bosses and co-workers, in an attempt to conceal being lazy, slack, or unproductive.

Mike was caught reading his personal emails, so now resorts to micro-windowing.

by Brentobox88 November 30, 2009

Window of Neglect

(idiom) -the digital preview or buffer of any form of realtime direct communication to an individual that gives them advanced knowledge of digital message without tripping any evidence (i.e. read receipts)that would prove the message was read by the receiving party, with this advanced info one can choose to either acknowledge and answer the text or blatantly ignore and deny that you were even aware of it existence thus free of blame.

-Technologically created space between a person and a digital message allowing the individual to side step its acknowledgement avoiding accountability by way of ignorance.

"The window of neglect will surely lead you to the hall of empty promises."

by DEADMEAT September 1, 2020

Lady in the Window

Visible greenery in the Nostril Forest

You've got a giant lady in the window!! That's disgusting!!

by SmittyLou August 27, 2008

Steamy Windows

When a girl is wearing glasses and you cum in her eye and watch her glasses steam up that is now what you call steamy windows

Oh lads I shot my load last night and the bitch couldn't see because she had steamy windows

by Mr Fox 91 March 9, 2020