wiener neck

When the back of an individuals neck, usually a FAT MAN, looks like a pack of Oscar Meyer Weiners.

Look at the wiener neck on that guy, looks like he's hiding a pack of Oscar Meyer Wieners on the back of his neck.

by SheAteTheWholeApple December 12, 2014

Wienervention

v. The act of replacing a friend or loved one's "mystery meat" hot dog with a healthier wiener.

Joe used to eat mystery meat but switched to a healthier hot dog after we held a wienervention.

by DictionaryofUrban May 6, 2014

wiener fencing

2 guys swordfighting with their dicks.

Dude last night Jason challenged me to a dick duel, we we're wiener fencing all night long!

by mwcs June 15, 2014

wiener stink

Cottage cheese looking wiener

When you haven't had a bath in a week you get the wiener stink

by Wiener stink August 23, 2016

wiener salting

The act of creating friction between your penis and a mattress. An advanced form of masturbation.

I've been doing so much wiener salting last night I should become an honorary citizen of Tuzla.

by Kiperovski October 18, 2016

Wiener leaner

A wiener leaner is when you adjust you wiener to the right position so that you are comfortable.

"Wait man I have to adjust!"
"I get it, you just have a wiener leaner."
"Nobody wants a wiener leaner."

by Itsbabyc💜 December 26, 2016

wiener on a bun

wieners that are placed on buns and then eaten

wow I just had the best wiener on a bun

by whomst is a real mon December 6, 2017