Scientific name: Gluteus Maximus Penis
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
A genetic disorder identified by the position of the Penis. This condition occurs when the penis is near the gluteus maximus or in the crack. See a doctor about this, if you haven't already.
by QrccrQ July 27, 2011
by modelmarie February 23, 2010
by jamessthilaire December 18, 2017
A penis belonging to someone of red hair and rather pale skin, suggesting that their genitalia would carry an abnormally pink hue.
David Caruso sure seems tough in CSI: Miami until you remember that he's totin' around an abnormally pink wiener.
by Drew n Mike KICK ASS March 29, 2006
Phil: "What a rockin' club! Time to get my groove on!"
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
Matt: "Uh...I don't know man...there seems to be a substantial abundance of weiner in this joint."
Phil: "Whatever, I'm gonna go dance with that HOT girl over there!"
Matt: "No no wait dude, that's a..."
(Phil goes over to the "girl")
Phil: "You must be from Tennessee because there's a mirror in your pocket."
'Girl' (deep voice): "Just come here bitch!"
Phil: "Hey baby that cell phone in your pocket keeps jabbing me...let me fix that for you...wait a minute...what the...OH SHIT!!!" (runs away)
Matt (laughs hysterically)
Phil: "Damn, come to think of it, it was a little suspicious with all those effeminate guys dancing to the Village People in leather jackets."
Matt: "You grabbed a transvestite's dick, man."
by Nick D February 18, 2005
The act of applying crazy glue to the inside of one's foreskin prior to "docking" (see also: docking), thus creating a Chinese finger trap effect, hence the name Chinese weiner trap.
Dude, last night I got caught in a Chinese wiener trap and ripped the tip of my dick off trying to get it out.
by James' Adam's Apple April 27, 2011
Auditor 1: Man, Dan is really scowering those records.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.
Auditor 2: Something must have "tickled his wiener" when reviewing those reports.
by Bpopp July 14, 2013