A two-in-one date night in which you first go to drive thru and annihilate some cheeseburgers and then proceed to the back lot of your local furniture store and annihilate your girl while in the car.
I heard Alex took Kassidy out on a double whopper last Saturday-- apparently they started off at BK and ended up at Cabinet Discounters. Of course he used mayo as lube!
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Would you look at the damn golly whomper at the dessert bar she must be 500 lbs short of a ton of lard!
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Get the Golly Whoppers mug.the act of masturbating while simultaniously dropping a pooping.
Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
Uusually done on the toilet, but not exclusivly, putting down a Whopper ensures the subject's privacy, and these two vital tasks can be accomplished at one time This leaves the subject with more time to play video games.
"With only on bathroom in Richard's house, he has found it neccesary to start putting down whoppers."
"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
"Richard's face was quite red when he returned from the bathroom. I bet he was putting down a whopper. Oh man this video game is awesome"
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Get the Whopper with Cheese mug.1. (n.) a burger served by Burger King.
2. (n.) a burger that will soon be served by The Whop Shop in the Whopper Kingdom ran by Team Whopper. It will come in over 384735348378429 different varieties including the Weatherman Whopper, the rare edition Wizard Whopper, and the it's-not-quite-right-but-we-love-it-anyway WArgos Whopper.
2. (n.) a burger that will soon be served by The Whop Shop in the Whopper Kingdom ran by Team Whopper. It will come in over 384735348378429 different varieties including the Weatherman Whopper, the rare edition Wizard Whopper, and the it's-not-quite-right-but-we-love-it-anyway WArgos Whopper.
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