where your sanity is

Hard to find, when the world seems to have lost its way.

All day she had been battered by fearsome news, exhausted by screen time, assaulted by warnings. Getting into bed - where she had worked since morning - she asked herself, "It's ten o'clock, do you know where your sanity is?" And her answer was, "Not really, no."

by Monkey's Dad May 28, 2020

That's where the cats live

Creepy explanation of noise

"What was that weird noise?"

"Oh, that's where the cats live."

Side note: you can use this even if there are no cats.

by Melena February 14, 2013

where are my eggs

‘Where are my eggs’ is a phrase a man will say when he see’s that his balls are so small, and lose them. Alternatively, a supposed ‘man’ will figure out he is actually a she, or woman.

Dallon: ‘Where are my eggs?’

Bredndon: ‘I don’t know, maybe you’re a chick’

Dallon: ‘Well if I can’t find them for you to suck, I needto suck you’res’

by Kipity August 25, 2018

Where is Jessica Hide

A phrase from the show Utopia, which aired in the uk in 2013. It was recently brought to popularity due to Pyrocynical's multi-hour video essay.

Lee: Where is Jessica Hide?
Wilson Wilson: She's dead.
Lee: *Grabs Spoon*

by weeb2324 November 18, 2021

The room where it happens.

A term named after the song "The Room Where it Happens" in the musical Hamilton. This term is used by few but basically means, your moms bedroom, the living room, etc. Can also be used in it's original context of " I wish I was there when it happened. "

" Dude, last night I was in the room where it happens. "

" Fuckin' epic, dude. "

by VixenSynth_ February 1, 2023

Where's Mom Moment

A situation where you are expecting something for a long time, and not only do you not recieve it, but you also get no explanation.

(Derived from the infamous scene from Avatar: The Last Airbender where Zuko asks, "Now... where's my mother?" and the fans get NO RESPONSE after waiting 3 SEASONS.)

Megan: "...Hey, didn't Mr. Sommers promise us donuts this morning?"
Alan: "Yeah. He probably forgot. Talk about a 'Where's Mom Moment'."

by itssnowing January 26, 2011

Where's Waldo Weiner

A weiner so small that children look for it in books.

"Damn, that guy will never get laid with that where's waldo weiner."

by personwhodoesntgiveafuck May 29, 2015