Warren Wilson College

A (somehow) accredited institution of "higher" learning, which spends far more time, money, and effort on the part of administration policing student culture than it has ever spent maintaining the basic necessities students require to function in a rigorous academic context.

EXAMPLE 1:
Graduate: "I went to Warren Wilson College"
Colleague: "Damn dude, sorry about those loans"
Employer: "Have we drug-screened you yet?"
Parent: "Isn't that a nudist colony?"

EXAMPLE 2: (This actually happened)
Uber Driver: "So what kind of school is Warren Wilson College?"
Student: "It's a work college, we work 15 hours a week and that goes straight to our tuition"
Uber Driver: "Your earnings go straight to room and board? So you're... sharecropping?"

by peerreviewedbyWWCstudents March 25, 2021

Filthy Wilson

A sex act. When you’re making sweet love to your lovers bung-hole from behind. Then you pull it out mid-coitus with their brown love juices on your grease missile. At this point take those chocolatey pastels and paint a Wilson face onto a volleyball like in the Tom Hanks movie. As you resume the hedonistic act and at the exact moment of climax, spike the volleyball onto your lovers back and cry out “Willllllsoooooon!” leaving a muddy facial imprint on their back.

Let’s go back to your place after volleyball practice so I can give you a Filthy Wilson

by ManleyGreaseMissile May 24, 2021

Country and Wesson

A new genre of music combining the lonely misery of Country and Western with the glamourisation of violence associated with Gangster Rap.

Country & Western + Smith and Wesson = Country and Wesson!

'Yo, homes! That new Country and Wesson shit is dope!'

Oh, my baby left me and now I'm blue... so I became a mutha fuckin G and popped a cap in her ass.

by monstrousbaby June 22, 2012

Dirty Mike Wilson

smearing shit out of your own ass on your face and then going balls deep in the nearest gay man while screaming: i love huge black cock with pearly white cum

Im giving Larry a Dirty Mike Wilson while thinking about Shaquil Oneal

by john s November 12, 2004

wetson

Wetson, someone making an ass of them self and acting an idiot or being silly.

'Oi you stop being a wetson'

by bradderz April 11, 2008

Wilson'ed

After your boyfriend guilt forces you into giving him fellatio while on your period, you go to the bathroom, inundate your hand with period blood and then palm him in the face (as Tom Hanks did to his Wilson volleyball in Cast Away)

"Asshole made me give him 3 blowies on day two...so after the third one I Wilson'ed that fucker in tha face!"

by Double dose flu shot August 29, 2012

Dr. Wilson

When you put your hands in your boots and someone comes up from behind and mounts you like a bear.

I was just walking through the forest with my boots on my hands and a bear totally came up behing me and gave me a Dr. Wilson

by Kwas205 February 21, 2009