Weiner Cousins

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.

Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

Weiner Wromp

To be forcibly fucked by a really ugly chick

Yo Bango... I heard That Jessica Chick gave you a Weiner Wromp

by Robertttt April 15, 2008

weiner tits

Something that is really awesome. If something is weiner tits it is at least 3 times better then tits. Can be used to describe just about anything.

Friend 1: Hey man, yesterday I boned 37 broads!

Friend 2:Damn! That's totally weiner tits!

by crystal_method01 May 11, 2011

Suck My Weiner

Something a little kid says when he's mad at somebody but doesn't want to get tattled on for swearing.

Gregory:"Suck my weiner, butthead."

Joey:"Eat my booty hole, bitch."

Gregory: "You said the B word, I'm telling..."

by Mr. bIG D May 27, 2015

weiner meat

1. n- Substance inside tubular meat casing of some sort.

2. n- Penis.

3. n- Shortish skinny individual whose mental aptitude is below that of a 4th grader.

1. "This sausage has great weiner meat."

2. "I have a tiny weiner meat."

3. "Weiner meat set his alarm to pm again."

by "Wilson and Co." December 12, 2007

Weiner Mirror

The bathroom at the bar, 1 Under Bar and Grill in Livonia, MI. The bar has two urinals but with no blockade for a penis to be shown to the man next to you. Plus, the penis can be seen while another man washes his hands in the mirror. All in all, the penis is exposed for all the men to see in the urinal, thus making the owner a complete faggot.

Yo dude, you going to the weiner mirror to piss? Oh man, make sure you wait for the stall!

The faggot that owns this bar must enjoy looking at cock! How can I tell? Go to the Wiener mirror!

by Griftah February 16, 2010

weiner womp

a firm tap on a mans weiner given while he is play fighting with his girlfriend.

Rick got a weiner womp from Teresa during their slap and tickle match.

by rbonewomper February 18, 2010