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Austini The Weenie 

Aunstini The Weenie is often used to describe a paragraph of a Mexican. Usually, the dude that goes by Austin and with a basic ass the last name like Sanchez. They have a tendency to be gey around guys and females avoid him at all costs. Often touches men's legs. Commonly attempts to correct everything but falls short 99% of the time.
"Look at that Austini The Weenie over there with his gay bose headphones, watching anime"

thin blue weenie 

Something that you will eventually get and continue to get once you become a Cop. Getting the "thin blue weenie" may include such fine events as: getting fucked with a shitty report calls because your P.O.S. partner is the sergeants pet, getting in trouble for some small petty shit off duty, getting called in from vacation for some unnecessary in-service training.

“Thin Blue” as an allusion to the “Thin Blue Line” police officers so proudly walk. The "weenie" represents getting fucked over.
Cop 1: “hey man what are you doing on your days off?
Cop 2: “you mean ‘day off’ we have that fucking in-service training tomorrow.”
Cop 1: “damn, that’s right. Thin Blue Weenie strikes again.”
thin blue weenie by rsc42 December 8, 2020

Beenie Weenie 

when your penis resembles that of a small bean
"Peter has a tiny beenie weenie".
Beenie Weenie by Adam November 5, 2004

Big Mexican Weenie 

abbreviated as (BMW) Man who is hispanic. Usually very hard, long, and thick. Very great for doggy style sex, etc.
I know she just wants me for my "BMW". or I like that mexican guy over there because i know he has that "Big Mexican Weenie."
Big Mexican Weenie by slowpain April 1, 2010

houdini weenie

a small penis that becomes unexpectedly large when aroused
girl 1: damn he had such a houdini weenie!

girl 2: ya i heard it grows better than it shows
houdini weenie by quarrion October 31, 2011

A Weenie Genie 

Somone that can make an old fashioned aka hand Job an absolutely magical, nut busting experience.
Rachel put on a furry glove last night has gave me a handy. It was incredible. She’s a weenie genie.

Dude your mom’s hands are so soft they are like butter stroking my knob. She’s a weenie genie.