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weekend dad

As popularized by Milhouse on The Simpsons, a phrase referring to the father of a child who's parents are divorced and split custody of the child.

In such situations, what can happen is the mother has custody of the child during the week, while the father gets to spend one or both days of the weekend with him or her.

Phrase is especially true if the mother is remarried or has a boyfriend, hence the child's father figure during the week. This makes the biological father the weekend dad.
Kid- "Where are we going this Saturday weekend Dad?"
Father- "Stop calling me that! We're going to the water park."
Kid- "Thanks, weekend dad!"
by ACG2x October 20, 2004
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Weefie

Anything profane, vulgar, or just plain ugly
Dude, Coby, you smell like a weefie

Hey! Why don't you come down here and eat my weefie
by Yatoast4444 July 23, 2009
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especially when you are expecting to do task

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Weekend Bulimia

A person in thier twenties who typically takes good care of their body through consistent excercise. healthy food Intake and not abusing alcohal. However, once the weekend hits, she/he binges on several types of drinks (wine then martini then beer then red bull/vodka then the many shots that are insisted upon taking by the many) and inevitably ends up puking in the bar bathroom stalls.
Weekend Bulimia. Cause it only happens on the weekends. It's not as serious
by Joeyelly June 16, 2010
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When a girl that is a solid 8 slowly becomes less attractive due to an excessive use of drugs. This process usually begins in middle school and starts with weed as the girl ages she becomes more open to harder drugs. Eventually after year of abuses many girls will begin: to have excessive tattoos, and piercings, acquire a bad taste for music and cloths, dye their hair unusual colors, develop unusual facial features, and become extremely skinny. The process of weedioactive decay is complete in 3 ways 1 your younger sister become hotter than you, 2 you resemble a crack addict 3, you resemble a vampire
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Phil : You mean the one where she has green hair and is wearing a shirt that resembles a bumble bee. #weedioactive decay

Joe : yea that one...
by lokatzcharlie June 13, 2012
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Weedie

A person or thing that smokes weed
"Yo is your friend over there a weedie?"
"Yeah man, he smokes all day eryday"
by bishfish42 August 5, 2017
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weekeeshee

a pErsOn wHos SaVaGe SMArt aNd HoT
No Info. Just Weekeeshee.

From A Game...

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