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The Royal Wedding

The upcoming wedding between Prince William of Wales, second in line to the throne and 'commoner' Kate Middleton to be held on the 29th April 2011, shown to billions of people around the world.

The most eagerly anticipated event in the entire history of the world if you believe the British tabloids.
British Tabloid:
THE ROYAL WEDDING IS NEXT WEEK11!!!
OMFG WAITY KAITY TO MARRY WILLIAM!!!
KATE TOO SKINNY TO MARRY!!11!!!
KATE IS TOO MUCH LIKE DIANA!1!!
CAN A COMMONER REALLY BECOME QUEEN??!
WHICH WEDDING DRESS WILL KATE WEAR??!!!

Rest of World: Who even cares?
by Fighting Fit May 14, 2011
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wedding cone

An obviously conical millitary grade traffic apparatus, that i sloppily spray painted white and deemed it fit for the title of wedding cone,clearly informing it that with great power comes great responsibility, and with great responsibility comes the ever present threat of chains dragging across the floor of your new psychreatic chamber while you are trying to fall asleep.
Hey you antwon, im about to get married, and I need to borrow your wedding cone.

I would, but im making urine cakes.
by ellsworthtoohey July 26, 2011
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Weddington Middle School

This a place where 90% are really nice to you, including the teachers. The teachers are the best in the county (Union County,NC) Also, the girls are really nice. Their football teams and wrestling team are trash, however.
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Wedding Ring

The semen left on the hand of your partner after a hand job.
She went to wash her hands. I gave her a nice wedding ring.
by Freddie February 21, 2005
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Weddong

When a dumb bitch named Gabi types wedding but doesn’t have autocorrect 😂😂😂
Gabi: “Cian’s at a weddong!"

Me: “what the fuck is a weddong?"
by Niggerindahood6969 September 7, 2019
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wedding tackle

A classy term to reference the entirety of one's manhood. The term includes the penis, scrotum and BOTH testicles; however it is acceptable to still use the term in the instance one may have just a single testicle.
Steven used his wedding tackle so many times before the honeymoon ended, Martha was afraid it was permanently damaged!
by Sunyshine September 14, 2019
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bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.
girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"
by reinrag6 December 24, 2009
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