Water Polo

The only sport where you can legally drown someone without going to jail.

Man, I wish life were like water polo. Try to kill someone and get sent to the ejection box for 20 seconds.

by Soccerplayer_showtunes January 16, 2019

Water Salute

Water sports. When two partners, male or female, line up beside a third mate, and unleash their warm golden showers upon them in an arch like spray. Similar to that of a water salute given to a departing plane on a runway.

Tonya loves water sports and nothing more than a hot, wet water salute.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2016

burn water

to burn water is an expression meaning someone is so terrible at cooking that they can burn water

"I always pack a lunch when I go to Stacy's house, her mom could burn water."

by anonymous February 7, 2022

dragging water

The occasion when a man's penis dips into the bowl water while sitting on the toilet.

Janet's bathroom toilet was so small that David's dilly wag was dragging water every time he had to sit down.

by Cheedo February 7, 2007

spitting water

'spitting water' is what your cock does after you have ejaculated so many times either through so much sex or lots of masturbation ,it just comes out like water with no thickness or colour.

man my dick is sore ,i was tossing off to porn on youjizz for hours ,in the end i came so many times i was Spitting water.

by Adam the definer ! June 17, 2015

Boiling Water

Science claims it hot
But it not
The water just angry

boiling water is just angry water

by Increased amount of gae February 7, 2019

Chug water

A slang term for Whiskey.

Grant: Hey what’s going on with Mike? He’s totally wasted!
Connor: The man had too much of the Chug water!

by vdw17 November 12, 2017