The Coolest Mother Fucker in the world, if you meet a person named Michael Ward jury know you are in the presence of god.
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
Michael Ward is a name only the worthy can have. Though he may be strange and a bit crazy, he has the best of intentions in heart, and will do anything he can to help others. Has the biggest heart, which means he loves easy, but this is his downfall because he gets hurt.
Knows what he wants,just not how to get it. Overall and awesome person!!!
by Pasty119 March 25, 2017
Demi Ward attends Abraham Lincolns school of art and for three consecutive years in 2017, 2018 and 2019 was awarded with 'student of the year'. She went on the Ellen Degenerous show last year to broadcast her whopping setup to America in its entirety. Her monitor sits at 8ft tall and is held together by 4000 (yes 4000!) pieces of sticky tape. Her marital status is happily taken by Ryan and/or James, she preaches Arioola Granola and loves to play catch.
Wow, isn't Demi Ward flat as a pancake!
by ArioolaGranola March 01, 2021
filled with asian's i think i has the only latina breathing in that school. teachers r shit and so are the other 05's
by salamipooh November 13, 2023
A beautiful girl who was raised right by a wonderful mom she is being loved by the most wonderful boy that loves her for her and shes not afraid to show who she really is and she don't change for nobody and she wont change for no one no matter what
by Adian neslon April 27, 2017
by hoodcyclopedia December 29, 2021
by hoodcyclopedia December 29, 2021
Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023