A woman who is an excessively loyal fan of actor Johnny Depp, to the point of absolutely refusing to believe he can do anything bad or wrong, who feverishly defends him in the face of mountains of evidence otherwise
by Hillary Clinton Fan June 22, 2021
Friend: I know you were cheating on my girl.
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
Me: What do you mean?
Friend: Don't use your tricks on me, wife haver. I know that you broke up with that other girl and started eyeing on mine.
Me: Dang, how did you know?
by KillstreakCuber February 02, 2021
This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.
by Dimmesdale August 30, 2013
An aerobic sexual position which calls for the woman to pull her knees back to her breast with the man assisting in supporting her raised pelvis.
We did wife of indra last night.
by wigidywackdaddy@yahoo.com August 27, 2005
When a man is held down or in check by a female counterpart so as to not engage in social situations with other members of the general public.
Our good buddy Brian Davis was "wifed up" this evening and instead of hanging out with the guys, wished to just gay it up and make love by the fireside.
by Wach November 10, 2007
Some one married to a marine. The hardest job in the military. The Prettiest girls in the world. Will be away from their husbands for usualy six months at a time.
by Icey N. B. July 11, 2008
Guy 1: Man look at his wife she's hot!
Guy 2: Yeah she's a total trophy wife.
Guy 1: That guy is lucky he must be rich.
Guy 2: Not necessarily.
Guy 2: Yeah she's a total trophy wife.
Guy 1: That guy is lucky he must be rich.
Guy 2: Not necessarily.
by Joe989 July 06, 2012