Dimmesdale's definitions

prius lane

The Prius Lane, aka the slow lane, where all the Prius drivers crawl for maximum MPG...

Wayne: "Why is the right freeway lane always so slow?"
Van: "Because it's the Prius Lane!"

by dimmesdale April 28, 2014

Wife Jacking

This is when your best friend and your wife run off together, or vise versa. Times have changed though and this is no longer a "vigilante" issue. Suck it up folks, adults can date who they want, married or otherwise. This is also known as spouse jacking or hustband jacking; variations include Spouse Burglary, Wife Burglary and Husband Burglary. It's a specific form of cheating or having an affair.

I heard Jen and Cray are splitting up.
Yeah, turns out Jay was Wife Jacking for months!

by Dimmesdale August 29, 2013