Ear wax shaming

Making fun of it shaming someone for the amount of wax in they're ears.

Ear wax shaming example

Evie:Have you seen weems ears? They're so waxy!

Mr Barley:Don't Ear wax shame weem!

by Ear wax shaming December 26, 2022

peril of a wax staircase

a conversation pattern in which the discourse appears to follow the laws of logic and reason, but, in fact, upon close examination of, or prolonged participation in...you get stuck like you do when you try to walk up a melting wax staircase.
often occurs when parties involved in conversation attempt to be more clever or witty than they actually are.

inspired by the melting wax staircase sequence in the "House of Wax" remake

after a 20 minute discussion about writing a play that would serve as an analogy for our current situation (in which we were unable to score some mushrooms), the metaphor was over-extended, and we found ourselves faced with the peril of a wax staircase

by Shenan Hahn and Dan Prestwich April 20, 2006

hoop wax

Hoop wax is a real term which denotes the hot waxing of ones asshole hairs. Ususally given by a gay guy.

I cannot eat out your asshole because you didn't get your hoop wax this month.

by Mike Kris October 23, 2004

buff and wax

To recieve a hand job then a blow job from another person. Usually done in strip clubs.

I went to the strip club last night and got a buff and wax.

by CraigrGage October 20, 2006

Australian Wax

Far more extensive than a basic bikini wax, an Australian Wax comprises total pubic epilation, removing ALL genital hair completely, from both the front and back of the pelvic region. It is usually performed with heated wax applied to the skin. Strips of cloth are then smoothed firmly over the wax. Once the wax has hardened sufficiently, the strip is very quickly peeled off the skin, taking the unwanted body-hair with it.

She plans to wear a g-string bikini on her vacation, so she's scheduled an appointment for an Australian Wax the week before she leaves. She doesn't want ANY hair 'down under' to show when she's lounging on the beach!

by MonaLisa65 March 4, 2011

Slack Wax

The liquid substance produced after intercourse with the male by himself

I was lonely last night and got Slack Wax everywhere

by Zach Wagner January 19, 2009

brazilian nut wax

The act of maxing 1's balls with duck tape.

I'm gonna give u a Brazilian nut wax if you don't shut up.

by lemonsarefood April 14, 2010