Wamper Shezzed

When An Italian Is Run Over By A Bus With 48 Passengers Inside, One Of Which Is A Sailor.

"I Had Just Bought Some New Trainers, When My Mate Got Wamper Shezzed."

by toM_Lemonn. August 4, 2007

wappedy

an expression relating to an unfortunate situation.

it can be said in sulky or piteous tones.
usually elongated for increased effect.

"driving whilst very tired must have been most wappedy."

A: "i failed my driving test today"
B: "wappedy"

by dirty frenchman December 21, 2009

wampuh.

An exclamation used to indicate when one has tried to be witty but has failed horribly (especially when intoxicated). Often used in those awkward silences after someone has tried to use a witicism among a group of friends. One may use "wampuh" against a friend or one may use it on themself upon realizing their failure at impressing others with what could have been scathing wit.

1. (origin)
girl: "It's hot in here. Dayumm."
guy: "wampuh."
girl: "...?"
guy: (two hours later) "Wow. I sent that thinking I would impress you (mind you, I'm stoned) but now I realize how moronic that sounded. Hah."

2:
girl1: "How are you feeling today?"
guy1: "Your mom."
girl2: "wow. Wampuh."

by BunnyBreeze December 31, 2009

wamplist

A playlist picked with the idea of wamping to each song. Each member of the party picks a song: and then when his song starts playing he begins to wamp.

Yo what's your song for the wamplist

by slurd flurg September 23, 2010

Wappos

Slang for Waffles.

You betta' giv me some damn wappos homie

by Chinyclean October 26, 2010

watppd

What are the poor people doing?

I'm flying First Class today. WATPPD?

by Dom_on_US May 8, 2014

WAMP

We Are Mighty People

Person one: "My life sucks right now"
Person two: "Don't worry about it, Just remember that WAMP"

by WAMPSavage April 29, 2016